things i'd do to isutt <<<<< style="color:#cccccc;">41 WAYS TO COPE WITH ISUTT.

PHYSICALLY TORTURE HIM.
1. strangle him.
2. stuff toilet paper in his mouth.
3. shave him bald and stuff his hair in his mouth.
4. tie him upside-side down to a tree and wait for him to stave until he's skinny enough to slide down himself.
5. control bees to sting his mouth so his lips will swell like mad so he'll shut up.
6. safety pin his mouth.
7. stitch up his mouth.
8. glue his mouth together.
9. make him slap himself until his mouth bleeds.
10. ram his bottle in his mouth.
11. punch out his teeth.
12. stuff his hands in his mouth then tie him up.
13. stuff chilli, sambal, lemon, bitter gourd and seal his mouth with hot wax.
14. staple his mouth together.
15. stick needles into him. anywhere but the eyes because i want him to see himself being tortured.
16. slam his whole face into the glass door.
17. tie his legs to the opposite hands from the back and dangle him like a trussed chicken.
18. make him lick his shoes.
19. tie his tongue to a pole so he'll never be able to close his mouth.
20. stuff hot charcoal in his mouth.
21. stuff dry ice in his mouth.

MENTALLY TORTURE HIM.
22. make him listen to a tape saying "i'm a noisy fucktard" for 3 days straight.
23. lock him in a room indefinitely.
24. say "you're so stupid you don't know?" (increasing pitch)everytime he asks a question.
25. disturb him by talking to the "invisible person" beside him everytime he tries to talk to you.
26. when he asks who are you talking to with "you crazy ar?" or without say only intelligent people can see and hear my friend, unlike you who fails even at breathing.
27. hide his spectacles. then, make him break it by sitting on it. (i really pity the chair.)
28. make fun of his handwriting.
29. make fun of the way he speaks.
isutt:"but then is like...., i mean it's like...."
you: " but then it's like, you are so retarded. i mean it's like you so obviously fail at life."
30. ignore him when he speaks to you. then later pass him a note that is hand written "i think you lost your voice. because i only see your fat lips flapping. then when i called you never answer. i'm so glad that you're mute and dumb! (insert smiley face)
31. say "since you don't know you shuold do research and find out." for everything he asks.
32. NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM. purposely walk into him then say "you were there meh?"
33. dump his bag near the dustbin when he tries to sit with you at breaks.
34. record yourself saying " [insert his bloody name] sucks!" and set as ringtone. then tell him to call you because you want him to listen to your ringtone. set to max and hold next to his ear so it'll blast.
35. say "wahlao [insert bloody name]!" every 1 minute then shake your head and gice him the i-can't-believe-you-are-so-stupid sigh.
36. spill drinks over him and say "wah your stupidity spreading! it made me trip!"
37. slam his table suddenly then go aaah! if attempting repeated times,
38. flip his table or do something surpprising each time.
39. call him by any other name but [insert bloody name]. then if doesn't answer literally shake him and say "are you all right?! you don't even recognise your name!"
40. point at him and laugh. when he asks look at him in a sweeping motion [down to up or vice versa]and start laughing again.
41. say he wore his school pants backwards. then force him to go and change or else you won't let him out of the toilet.

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